So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17572. | Jessica (jessikaze) | 72.12 | 91% | 2016-08-08 |
| 17573. | asura (asuruaa) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 17574. | Soheil (soheilvb) | 72.12 | 97% | 2011-06-29 |
| 17575. | Airro (airrosilog) | 72.11 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 17576. | Rika (z3us99) | 72.11 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 17577. | William (xxtypexx) | 72.11 | 95% | 2011-10-26 |
| 17578. | Rachael (rachael66) | 72.11 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17579. | Drew (nelstrom) | 72.11 | 91% | 2012-01-26 |
| 17580. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 72.10 | 97% | 2017-03-25 |
| 17581. | Cole (fliqp) | 72.10 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 17582. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 72.10 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 17583. | Fragobert (fragobert) | 72.10 | 93% | 2022-12-24 |
| 17584. | Asif (asif04) | 72.10 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 17585. | phuong (phuong_uet) | 72.09 | 99.4% | 2023-07-03 |
| 17586. | kakaka (kayi84) | 72.09 | 95% | 2013-08-02 |
| 17587. | Kent (kfreezen) | 72.09 | 94% | 2012-03-21 |
| 17588. | munisystem (munisystem) | 72.08 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 17589. | Andrei (neoracer7) | 72.08 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17590. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 72.08 | 95% | 2020-05-14 |
| 17591. | Cam🌧️ (ididitforkeegant) | 72.08 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 17592. | Janell (ucantfindjello) | 72.08 | 91% | 2012-11-09 |
| 17593. | cancanxd (cancanxd) | 72.08 | 90% | 2011-07-20 |
| 17594. | Bernhard (bernhardh) | 72.08 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 17595. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 72.08 | 91% | 2012-04-10 |
| 17596. | ousaal (oussama2001) | 72.07 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 17597. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 72.07 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 17598. | Lisa (mauid2015) | 72.07 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 17599. | swagfish (4thunion) | 72.07 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 17600. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 72.07 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 17601. | M (prasanna2991) | 72.07 | 96% | 2011-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |