And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15771. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 86.38 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 15772. | Adam (admeyer73) | 86.38 | 100% | 2013-10-16 |
| 15773. | Kunal (boomlion) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 15774. | Eufalasio (eufalasio_11) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 15775. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 86.36 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
| 15776. | Molly (mtm09386) | 86.36 | 93% | 2011-06-06 |
| 15777. | kammy (kammycat) | 86.36 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 15778. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 86.35 | 95% | 2023-01-16 |
| 15779. | Adhy (adhy) | 86.35 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 15780. | Brendan (lorsque) | 86.35 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15781. | Vishal (vishal345verma) | 86.35 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15782. | Simon (pesticide) | 86.35 | 85% | 2014-07-06 |
| 15783. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 86.35 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 15784. | Jarid (hoover229) | 86.34 | 98% | 2013-02-04 |
| 15785. | Mikko (miksa) | 86.34 | 88% | 2013-01-18 |
| 15786. | (joniboi) | 86.34 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 15787. | Mikaela (mikaela_e) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 15788. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 86.33 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 15789. | ggzor (ggzor) | 86.33 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 15790. | Isaac (reticence) | 86.33 | 96% | 2017-09-05 |
| 15791. | Bailey (berk) | 86.33 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 15792. | Simon (simonfunk123) | 86.32 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 15793. | Robert (ventril) | 86.32 | 99% | 2018-10-05 |
| 15794. | Goshawk (goshawk2) | 86.32 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 15795. | Ahsan (haris_ahmed) | 86.32 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 15796. | Tarako (tarako003) | 86.32 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 15797. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 86.32 | 95% | 2015-04-02 |
| 15798. | fongof (fongof) | 86.32 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 15799. | (；一_一) (dimonco) | 86.32 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 15800. | rajender (rajenderrautela) | 86.32 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |