As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15500. | Josiah (tubabone95) | 72.04 | 98% | 2018-03-25 |
| 15501. | Phungtastic (phungtastic) | 72.04 | 95% | 2021-05-28 |
| 15502. | Jonathan (bunks) | 72.04 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 15503. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 72.04 | 94% | 2018-05-24 |
| 15504. | i (tatarin) | 72.04 | 96% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15505. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 72.04 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 15506. | Jalen (jaalen21) | 72.03 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15507. | Jorge (jdsabido) | 72.03 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 15508. | Kenny (infection7) | 72.03 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 15509. | Paul (pfelto) | 72.02 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 15510. | Jonathan (jonathantebo) | 72.02 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
| 15511. | Agastya (lolmas) | 72.02 | 95% | 2023-06-01 |
| 15512. | Freden (bookworm_fred) | 72.02 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 15513. | LIQ (mlgshotgun747) | 72.02 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 15514. | Daniel (aw0ken) | 72.02 | 96% | 2015-10-04 |
| 15515. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 72.02 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
| 15516. | RichMew2 (brokenmirror) | 72.01 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 15517. | Soren (soerenng) | 72.01 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 15518. | Dan (danezu) | 72.01 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 15519. | Berenice (berenice_quiroz) | 72.01 | 91% | 2016-11-07 |
| 15520. | Matt (stottytoohotty) | 72.00 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 15521. | Susano (_susano_) | 72.00 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 15522. | MiamMiam (miammiam100) | 72.00 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 15523. | malfple_recurva (malfple_re... | 71.99 | 97.8% | 2024-02-01 |
| 15524. | bruh (frenzyyyy_) | 71.99 | 94.6% | 2023-07-16 |
| 15525. | dulguun (raven520) | 71.99 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 15526. | Fukat (askannonymous) | 71.99 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 15527. | Mimi (mimi3bear) | 71.98 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 15528. | medium value (medium_value) | 71.98 | 95% | 2023-01-30 |
| 15529. | lekshuu (lekshuu) | 71.98 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |