The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14803. | Pupo (peacemaker) | 80.27 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 14804. | alphakennybody (girlfriendl... | 80.26 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14805. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 80.26 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 14806. | Ralitsa (ralitsa_sf) | 80.26 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 14807. | Cassidy (cbearap) | 80.26 | 97% | 2012-03-20 |
| 14808. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 80.25 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 14809. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 80.25 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14810. | Daniel (flyingpig) | 80.25 | 93% | 2014-06-05 |
| 14811. | Daniel (alienbraineater) | 80.25 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
| 14812. | Emily (milay68) | 80.25 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 14813. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 80.25 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 14814. | Kent (bucketfullabiscuits) | 80.24 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14815. | nj123 (nj_123) | 80.24 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 14816. | Rasmus (swaqrazzer) | 80.24 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 14817. | Alex (revl8er) | 80.24 | 91% | 2012-02-22 |
| 14818. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 80.24 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 14819. | cu63y (qu63y) | 80.23 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 14820. | Fincali197 (fincali197) | 80.23 | 97.2% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14821. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 80.23 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 14822. | tasnim (beowulf) | 80.23 | 99% | 2012-08-04 |
| 14823. | Elias (mojolake) | 80.22 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 14824. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 80.22 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 14825. | hahaha (hahaha2) | 80.22 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14826. | Justin (justinthelabad) | 80.22 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14827. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 80.22 | 97% | 2016-05-15 |
| 14828. | Kushal (mack_spicyhunks) | 80.22 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 14829. | Kevin (kevin.mcmurphy@gmail... | 80.22 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 14830. | Zhaker (zhaker) | 80.21 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 14831. | cc (guest008) | 80.21 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 14832. | Celsius 233 (celsius233) | 80.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |