Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14009. | (renanskie) | 78.11 | 94% | 2011-10-03 |
| 14010. | (kspeikers) | 78.11 | 92% | 2015-12-18 |
| 14011. | (orezee) | 78.11 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 14012. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 78.11 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14013. | (liappi) | 78.11 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14014. | Robert (robnekaj) | 78.11 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 14015. | (dlintag) | 78.10 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
| 14016. | (jonny_jmw) | 78.10 | 92% | 2013-08-03 |
| 14017. | Zoom Zoom (zoomzoomgelo) | 78.10 | 85% | 2014-02-24 |
| 14018. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 78.10 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 14019. | (josheems) | 78.10 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14020. | Lucio (lueiasho) | 78.09 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 14021. | Christian (xtianz459) | 78.09 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
| 14022. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 78.09 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 14023. | (cnix) | 78.09 | 93% | 2013-02-03 |
| 14024. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 78.09 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14025. | Harui (haruihiro) | 78.08 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 14026. | 1st (toomtam) | 78.08 | 98% | 2019-10-25 |
| 14027. | Jasey (jaseythesloth) | 78.08 | 94% | 2013-08-28 |
| 14028. | Benjii (benpro) | 78.08 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 14029. | Raphael C (AISHK) (raphyy) | 78.08 | 93% | 2013-09-05 |
| 14030. | (pzq112) | 78.08 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 14031. | Tim (timcoe1) | 78.08 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
| 14032. | Ian (germanika) | 78.08 | 93% | 2015-10-27 |
| 14033. | (haditoori) | 78.08 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 14034. | (shruuuu) | 78.07 | 95.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14035. | Art (artkhl) | 78.07 | 97.2% | 2023-07-30 |
| 14036. | (itsoda) | 78.07 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 14037. | (andresglz) | 78.07 | 91% | 2012-08-13 |
| 14038. | David (terrel) | 78.06 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |