The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12704. | None (saucy_) | 83.78 | 92% | 2012-03-24 |
| 12705. | Kathleen (guitarkat) | 83.77 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12706. | ClutchMaster (clutchmaster) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 12707. | Duncan (micro_t) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12708. | Cdrc (blo5) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12709. | Luigi (jorge_da_borracha) | 83.76 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 12710. | Colin (butterflyenthusiast) | 83.76 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 12711. | 四百二十 (chapuix) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 12712. | Miloš (br4nk) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 12713. | Augheer (augheer) | 83.76 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 12714. | Mother (tbagger) | 83.76 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 12715. | chipmunk (tonyboi) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 12716. | Kura (kuraaaa) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 12717. | Shawn (terroar) | 83.75 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 12718. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 83.75 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 12719. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 83.75 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 12720. | Ben (benolson8) | 83.74 | 89% | 2013-12-15 |
| 12721. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 83.74 | 93% | 2021-06-02 |
| 12722. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 83.74 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12723. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12724. | Jack (deripiunt) | 83.73 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 12725. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 83.73 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 12726. | Richard (richard_king) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12727. | Average (vuzid) | 83.73 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12728. | Daniel (omnomnominous) | 83.73 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12729. | T (sds5432) | 83.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12730. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 83.73 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 12731. | Roy (orangjibai) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 12732. | Rem (remroid66) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12733. | trappedmonkey (trappedmonkey) | 83.72 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |