Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12750. | prplx (prplx) | 80.50 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12751. | MUHAMMAD HAZLEE (hazlee2002) | 80.50 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 12752. | JED (jdonald6) | 80.50 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 12753. | bob (thybuilderbob) | 80.50 | 98.7% | 2023-08-19 |
| 12754. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 80.49 | 92% | 2012-05-21 |
| 12755. | badomiso (badomiso) | 80.49 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 12756. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 80.49 | 99% | 2013-12-12 |
| 12757. | Jake (proshall) | 80.49 | 89% | 2013-03-28 |
| 12758. | Moataz (mizosoft) | 80.49 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12759. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 80.49 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 12760. | Islys (islys) | 80.49 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 12761. | Madison (mcfelker) | 80.49 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 12762. | Kade (kadok) | 80.48 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12763. | Shiori2525 (shiori2525) | 80.48 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 12764. | Saman (kittipot1) | 80.48 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 12765. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 80.48 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 12766. | Ben (bennash13) | 80.47 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 12767. | Ricky (estjae) | 80.47 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12768. | dredge (dredge) | 80.46 | 95% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12769. | Jonathan (jonapedia) | 80.46 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 12770. | melvynAIDS (melvynaids) | 80.45 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 12771. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 80.45 | 99% | 2021-09-27 |
| 12772. | Epickel (epickel) | 80.44 | 88% | 2016-03-16 |
| 12773. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 80.44 | 93% | 2014-01-25 |
| 12774. | Erik (truthful) | 80.44 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 12775. | root (chroot) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 12776. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 12777. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 80.44 | 99% | 2023-09-13 |
| 12778. | Wampa (wampacow) | 80.44 | 94% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12779. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 80.43 | 94% | 2014-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |