So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25757. | Jeudry (jeudry) | 59.48 | 87% | 2014-02-12 |
| 25758. | Manjula (manjula121) | 59.47 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 25759. | Baiza Iqbal (baizatheburger) | 59.47 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25760. | Santhosh (54nth05h) | 59.47 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 25761. | Dark (darkwin) | 59.47 | 93% | 2014-04-14 |
| 25762. | timothy (thovin) | 59.47 | 92% | 2016-02-01 |
| 25763. | Joshua (jacan) | 59.47 | 96% | 2014-08-25 |
| 25764. | dayan (dayan) | 59.47 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 25765. | Ashok (ashok009) | 59.47 | 91% | 2015-01-19 |
| 25766. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 25767. | ArchDude™ (justaplayer_2137) | 59.46 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 25768. | KOSTOV (kostov) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 25769. | Paul (pjpage) | 59.46 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25770. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 59.46 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 25771. | Bojan (nerull7) | 59.46 | 95% | 2014-09-06 |
| 25772. | David (hernan940730) | 59.46 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
| 25773. | RazMelon (razmelon) | 59.45 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 25774. | Ben (bendaniel10) | 59.45 | 91% | 2014-10-21 |
| 25775. | KoJor (hysoonwic) | 59.45 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 25776. | Varun (varungopal4210) | 59.45 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 25777. | Charlie (charcharliew) | 59.45 | 92% | 2015-10-30 |
| 25778. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.45 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 25779. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 59.45 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 25780. | Brent (burntsea) | 59.44 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 25781. | Rasmus (igaz) | 59.44 | 92% | 2014-10-03 |
| 25782. | John (stanfree3) | 59.44 | 91% | 2021-02-28 |
| 25783. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 59.44 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 25784. | Tri (socconca) | 59.44 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 25785. | ChaCha (chacha) | 59.44 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 25786. | Laura (waterybroth) | 59.43 | 94% | 2016-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |