I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6605. | SSHH (oollccddss) | 96.35 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 6606. | mattot (hafizuddin) | 96.34 | 99% | 2025-07-30 |
| 6607. | George (gvernon) | 96.34 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 6608. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 96.34 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6609. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6610. | Katie (hastingsk86) | 96.32 | 100% | 2019-10-21 |
| 6611. | Umar (umarsuleman) | 96.32 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 6612. | Julian (julrobb) | 96.32 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 6613. | Smolbeats (smolbeats) | 96.32 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 6614. | Sean (smor729) | 96.29 | 98.3% | 2024-11-13 |
| 6615. | ydem2nir9tag (ydem2nir9tag) | 96.29 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 6616. | Just (ottovon) | 96.28 | 97.5% | 2025-05-13 |
| 6617. | oreo (e00d) | 96.28 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6618. | Michael Hunt (uhohpoopies) | 96.28 | 99% | 2022-02-03 |
| 6619. | julianna (sushirolleater) | 96.28 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 6620. | Francisco (patleitao) | 96.28 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 6621. | Brendan (lorsque) | 96.27 | 97.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 6622. | Joseph (montrealqc) | 96.27 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 6623. | Benjamin (benjaminjam) | 96.27 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 6624. | Haven (havenor) | 96.26 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 6625. | Hamza π (hamzza_) | 96.26 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 6626. | CHICO LINGUIÇA (gel4ever) | 96.26 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 6627. | TheHollow (goofymunchkin23) | 96.25 | 98.7% | 2025-03-26 |
| 6628. | typey boy (kylewh0421) | 96.24 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 6629. | Jay (noj0ke) | 96.24 | 97.6% | 2025-04-19 |
| 6630. | Dodger (racedodger) | 96.24 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 6631. | Erika (frenzymania) | 96.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 6632. | kai (kainetic) | 96.24 | 97.5% | 2024-03-23 |
| 6633. | Phin (phinttv) | 96.24 | 96.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6634. | turd (10qvmf) | 96.24 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |