The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13582. | vijay (vijaykumarmehta1995) | 38.93 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 13583. | Andrew (admiralcrunch) | 38.92 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 13584. | Hank (selfcreator) | 38.92 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 13585. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 38.92 | 96% | 2013-12-29 |
| 13586. | ♥ZuKi♥º•º♥ (class... | 38.92 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 13587. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 38.91 | 94% | 2019-01-31 |
| 13588. | Braden (braden) | 38.91 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 13589. | Sean (sean007vv) | 38.91 | 93% | 2013-10-02 |
| 13590. | KniGhT (paladin) | 38.90 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 13591. | gagan (gaganracer) | 38.90 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
| 13592. | Keanan (poisonvoid) | 38.90 | 95% | 2018-07-07 |
| 13593. | opperhoofd (wart) | 38.89 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13594. | Vishal (vishaldevasi) | 38.89 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 13595. | Vaggos (vaggos_b) | 38.89 | 92% | 2017-11-17 |
| 13596. | Eldrige (raider64) | 38.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13597. | Ayan (ayanduisenbekov03) | 38.88 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| 13598. | dev (dev_fuad) | 38.87 | 93% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13599. | SaJa2544 (sab_jam) | 38.87 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 13600. | amin (aminarshad) | 38.87 | 94% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13601. | ben (benjaminchoa) | 38.87 | 87% | 2017-03-06 |
| 13602. | chocolate (chocolatebt) | 38.87 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 13603. | Anil (anil1631988) | 38.87 | 92% | 2014-09-26 |
| 13604. | Rosalie (salzie19) | 38.86 | 94% | 2012-02-03 |
| 13605. | Felipe (felipekde) | 38.86 | 91% | 2011-12-24 |
| 13606. | leisure Man (aminkhan_77) | 38.86 | 94% | 2023-02-28 |
| 13607. | Jordan (hell0mynameis) | 38.85 | 90% | 2016-01-24 |
| 13608. | Karen (pinkyy) | 38.85 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 13609. | Backer (backer) | 38.83 | 96% | 2016-09-10 |
| 13610. | guppy (guppy) | 38.83 | 90% | 2011-12-23 |
| 13611. | mohammed (aljarrah) | 38.83 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |