The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14922. | Guigui (guiguilk) | 80.09 | 91% | 2016-08-10 |
| 14923. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 80.09 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 14924. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 80.09 | 96% | 2016-12-14 |
| 14925. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 80.09 | 95% | 2011-11-26 |
| 14926. | steroids steroids everywher... | 80.09 | 93% | 2013-08-22 |
| 14927. | Chung (chung223) | 80.09 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 14928. | Carlos (cadu) | 80.09 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 14929. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 80.08 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14930. | rraei (rraei) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 14931. | dave (davedavedave) | 80.08 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 14932. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 80.07 | 93% | 2014-12-23 |
| 14933. | Zovi (zovi) | 80.07 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14934. | Logan (laucian) | 80.07 | 97.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14935. | Blaze (blasik) | 80.07 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14936. | lasindu (lasindu) | 80.07 | 98% | 2016-10-08 |
| 14937. | Cally (callyh) | 80.07 | 98% | 2015-09-19 |
| 14938. | Ulrich (ulrichji) | 80.06 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14939. | Benjamin (benjamin_gee) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14940. | Myron (zonyak) | 80.06 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 14941. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 80.05 | 90% | 2016-02-08 |
| 14942. | Joshua (feygin1) | 80.05 | 93% | 2013-01-09 |
| 14943. | Aryav (aryav123) | 80.05 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 14944. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 80.05 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 14945. | Jeron (pivotwind) | 80.05 | 90% | 2015-10-16 |
| 14946. | Martha (martharea) | 80.05 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 14947. | Matthew (krynvel) | 80.05 | 95% | 2019-08-12 |
| 14948. | Zoe (albatross1825) | 80.04 | 96.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 14949. | typernessa (typernessa) | 80.04 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14950. | ayush (rocky1708) | 80.04 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14951. | arrowchild (arrowchild) | 80.04 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |