So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24346. | hai (nothing4u) | 61.79 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 24347. | AndrĂ© (andrehamada) | 61.79 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 24348. | Ted (icydgx) | 61.78 | 99% | 2023-09-02 |
| 24349. | Esman (hedwyn_the_nomad) | 61.78 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 24350. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 61.78 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 24351. | sachin (sachinpumps) | 61.78 | 90% | 2012-08-29 |
| 24352. | Niv (niv271) | 61.78 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 24353. | Lisa (leesemm) | 61.78 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 24354. | Justin (justin1013) | 61.78 | 96% | 2017-06-21 |
| 24355. | Kevin (rldms01) | 61.77 | 95% | 2020-08-06 |
| 24356. | www (wwwcookie) | 61.77 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 24357. | Lorena (mayquo) | 61.77 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 24358. | Gabriel (phantombeam) | 61.77 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 24359. | Sonny (sonnyd2323) | 61.77 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 24360. | Khoi (trummafia) | 61.77 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 24361. | cuong (tobeornottobe) | 61.77 | 99% | 2013-01-18 |
| 24362. | Benjamin (benjamin_96) | 61.76 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 24363. | We promise we won't be mad ... | 61.76 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 24364. | SUNIL (sunil_babyblu) | 61.76 | 94.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 24365. | Nosy (chimchim_) | 61.76 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 24366. | matt (mattyy123) | 61.76 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 24367. | Angeal4Real (angeal98) | 61.76 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 24368. | Akhila (akhilav10) | 61.76 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 24369. | Amjad (amjad_hussain) | 61.76 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 24370. | Sibin (azzie_d) | 61.76 | 98% | 2015-11-25 |
| 24371. | nhut (tdminhnhut) | 61.76 | 94% | 2013-09-11 |
| 24372. | Collin (chiefwiggy) | 61.76 | 90% | 2014-04-11 |
| 24373. | typooker (typooker) | 61.75 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 24374. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 61.75 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| 24375. | Filip (fillelito) | 61.75 | 96% | 2014-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |