The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19530. | perbeteshor (perbeteshor10) | 72.58 | 89% | 2012-11-05 |
| 19531. | Ken (kenbrace) | 72.58 | 91% | 2016-09-02 |
| 19532. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 72.57 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 19533. | cebollo (cebollo) | 72.57 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 19534. | lol (chris99673) | 72.57 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 19535. | Kim (ntk02) | 72.57 | 95% | 2022-07-05 |
| 19536. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 72.57 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 19537. | Willie (williewho) | 72.57 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 19538. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 72.57 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 19539. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 72.57 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 19540. | Vance (fuscia) | 72.57 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 19541. | typ (typleb) | 72.57 | 97% | 2017-01-19 |
| 19542. | Christopher (chriskaee) | 72.57 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 19543. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 72.57 | 95% | 2018-02-15 |
| 19544. | Aun (a39sign) | 72.56 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 19545. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 72.56 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 19546. | T.AU (pokl) | 72.55 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 19547. | matthew (bumblebeetuna) | 72.55 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 19548. | windycity2020 (cocolike621) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 19549. | Manvik (mastikhorgamer) | 72.55 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 19550. | Mass (masstag29) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19551. | Bengen (bengen) | 72.55 | 91% | 2012-12-31 |
| 19552. | Efe Boran (efbrnbrbr) | 72.55 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 19553. | JS (druxl) | 72.55 | 97% | 2012-03-24 |
| 19554. | root (mynameisroot) | 72.54 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 19555. | Starinator (starinator) | 72.54 | 96% | 2016-03-03 |
| 19556. | Rasul (rasul07) | 72.54 | 94% | 2023-07-06 |
| 19557. | You (lokimonsta) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-03-07 |
| 19558. | Burnert (burnert) | 72.53 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 19559. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 72.53 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |