So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29209. | Nest (nest147) | 54.06 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 29210. | Yee Jian (swampertx) | 54.06 | 91% | 2015-02-03 |
| 29211. | Jake (jacob0174) | 54.06 | 94% | 2018-06-22 |
| 29212. | BENI (taufiq_tualang) | 54.06 | 91% | 2012-03-29 |
| 29213. | Kier (kier.guevara@ymail.com) | 54.06 | 90% | 2012-07-21 |
| 29214. | Hacker (vespa) | 54.06 | 92% | 2011-12-07 |
| 29215. | typinmama (typinmama) | 54.06 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 29216. | Kulawat Kulwong (ajgurock) | 54.05 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 29217. | Abdallah (abdallah1) | 54.05 | 93% | 2020-06-20 |
| 29218. | TuftyMonk (tuftymonk75) | 54.05 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 29219. | Asia (firebirdgirl12) | 54.05 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 29220. | John (hahagaga12) | 54.05 | 87% | 2016-03-21 |
| 29221. | MingZtheNoob (mingz3434) | 54.05 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 29222. | heaven (heaven009) | 54.05 | 100% | 2016-05-29 |
| 29223. | 🥤☕Topre☕🥤 (granol... | 54.05 | 88% | 2014-12-24 |
| 29224. | Wolfe (bygn99) | 54.05 | 91% | 2015-08-19 |
| 29225. | John (hsuyaaa) | 54.04 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 29226. | Bengen (bengen) | 54.04 | 88% | 2012-11-09 |
| 29227. | anuj (anuj_joyfull) | 54.04 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 29228. | Mitar (zekobunny) | 54.03 | 85% | 2016-11-18 |
| 29229. | Daniel (danielmafia) | 54.03 | 95% | 2014-06-23 |
| 29230. | Yolimoks (yolimoks) | 54.03 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 29231. | abobacar (absky) | 54.03 | 92% | 2012-12-10 |
| 29232. | Glen (the_next_legend) | 54.02 | 95% | 2016-03-22 |
| 29233. | Christy (applgrrl) | 54.02 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 29234. | El (eldestructo3) | 54.02 | 92% | 2022-04-22 |
| 29235. | Voluptuous (lottery248) | 54.02 | 93% | 2018-08-01 |
| 29236. | Abhishek (abhishek_) | 54.02 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 29237. | Pizzzza (jonakajc) | 54.02 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 29238. | Spiros (spiros2305) | 54.01 | 96.7% | 2023-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |