So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31607. | Chaim (chiam) | 50.03 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 31608. | Rami (ramialshoushi) | 50.03 | 94% | 2021-04-13 |
| 31609. | Dan (randoone) | 50.03 | 94% | 2013-01-07 |
| 31610. | bert (berto1212) | 50.03 | 93% | 2016-11-04 |
| 31611. | cylmar (cylmar) | 50.03 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 31612. | NewbeeinTyping (shuangyifa) | 50.03 | 89% | 2016-04-04 |
| 31613. | pfeffernusse (typemaster2006) | 50.03 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 31614. | Calvin (t2gud2btru) | 50.03 | 86% | 2013-03-19 |
| 31615. | Sri (sri_nishanth) | 50.03 | 94% | 2019-06-18 |
| 31616. | Trọng Nghĩa (nghianghia) | 50.03 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 31617. | aldrin (drin) | 50.03 | 92% | 2013-09-06 |
| 31618. | Jike (procrastinatingking) | 50.02 | 94% | 2021-06-09 |
| 31619. | Hese (hese) | 50.02 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 31620. | Dowie (suratdowie) | 50.02 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 31621. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 50.02 | 95% | 2019-10-04 |
| 31622. | Linda (scottymaloney) | 50.02 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 31623. | The Flash (ozymandiasmoses) | 50.01 | 97.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 31624. | kasra (kasra44) | 50.01 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 31625. | benflash (benflash) | 50.01 | 90% | 2012-06-29 |
| 31626. | wenjie (wenjie) | 50.01 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 31627. | Will (wbarlo21) | 50.01 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 31628. | Sang (nhs89) | 50.01 | 96% | 2012-01-25 |
| 31629. | Bob (benjiboy970) | 50.00 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 31630. | Alan (alan871125) | 50.00 | 94% | 2022-11-24 |
| 31631. | Mr. Google (mrgoogle) | 50.00 | 97% | 2012-06-01 |
| 31632. | ꟷ╲⎝⧹ W ⧸⎠╱ꟷ... | 50.00 | 93% | 2016-11-22 |
| 31633. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 49.99 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 31634. | twentypeak (twentypeak) | 49.99 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 31635. | Cheah (bilem) | 49.98 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 31636. | Vipin (vipink) | 49.98 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |