So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34690. | arie (ariempra) | 43.06 | 89% | 2015-12-23 |
| 34691. | SON GOKU (kartikeya.gupta.k... | 43.06 | 87% | 2015-08-28 |
| 34692. | cath (baboulou) | 43.06 | 93% | 2011-05-14 |
| 34693. | Asher (asherbc) | 43.05 | 92.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 34694. | Ciel (ciellescal) | 43.05 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 34695. | Hang (hangphan) | 43.04 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 34696. | ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ (esni) | 43.03 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 34697. | Simon (simco) | 43.03 | 94% | 2023-08-14 |
| 34698. | usman (usmanali) | 43.03 | 99% | 2012-05-12 |
| 34699. | Aashish (aaceesh) | 43.03 | 93% | 2012-07-22 |
| 34700. | swetha (skumar) | 43.03 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 34701. | Apisake (apisake) | 43.03 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 34702. | prisma (prisma1938) | 43.02 | 93.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 34703. | Fadlika Dita (fadlikadn) | 43.02 | 88% | 2014-09-25 |
| 34704. | eelnhoj (eelnhoj) | 43.02 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 34705. | Alex (jigglytophat) | 43.01 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 34706. | shiva (shivatheboss) | 43.00 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 34707. | Melody (melody0824) | 43.00 | 91% | 2016-07-23 |
| 34708. | BenedictSpetz (benedictspetz) | 43.00 | 92% | 2021-01-20 |
| 34709. | Usama (ita555) | 43.00 | 94.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 34710. | Lukas (neplach) | 43.00 | 97% | 2014-06-27 |
| 34711. | Alexis (braveghost) | 42.99 | 94% | 2019-01-23 |
| 34712. | Kalman (kalmannz) | 42.99 | 96% | 2013-08-12 |
| 34713. | Shubham (cloudcool) | 42.98 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 34714. | Madik (madik0302) | 42.98 | 93% | 2022-07-08 |
| 34715. | yo (yooy11) | 42.98 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 34716. | Naveen (naveen1) | 42.98 | 79% | 2012-01-25 |
| 34717. | Aicez (cluelessbruh) | 42.97 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 34718. | Bodas (bodas10) | 42.97 | 93% | 2015-12-08 |
| 34719. | erick (take8slow) | 42.97 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |