The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1174. | Justin (geoth) | 71.05 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 1175. | Wroom! (wrom) | 71.05 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 1176. | Corinne (spreeleicora) | 71.04 | 97% | 2011-05-31 |
| 1177. | Jane (joey2216) | 71.03 | 94% | 2017-03-25 |
| 1178. | Bilal (bilaltufail) | 71.03 | 96% | 2014-02-08 |
| 1179. | Guest (stay8899) | 71.02 | 97% | 2013-09-22 |
| 1180. | Tran Thanh Tu (toila3t) | 71.02 | 92% | 2015-02-27 |
| 1181. | Huy (pdah) | 71.01 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 1182. | Nicolson (neosmith) | 71.01 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 1183. | Gai (rosewolf95) | 70.97 | 97% | 2015-05-21 |
| 1184. | nightfall (deezee) | 70.96 | 94% | 2011-09-12 |
| 1185. | trieu (trieu123) | 70.95 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 1186. | 时快时慢 (andrewpsy) | 70.94 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 1187. | Alexander (chinayy) | 70.91 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 1188. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 70.90 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 1189. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 70.89 | 98% | 2013-11-05 |
| 1190. | Danish (bencastello) | 70.87 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 1191. | Damian (samadhi) | 70.84 | 94% | 2012-07-15 |
| 1192. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 70.84 | 91% | 2016-04-19 |
| 1193. | Seth (sethirika) | 70.83 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 1194. | buzz (juzzbuzz) | 70.82 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 1195. | DrPoppyseed (drpoppyseed) | 70.81 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 1196. | J (jtypes) | 70.80 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
| 1197. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 70.79 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 1198. | Min (hgwells) | 70.79 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1199. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 70.78 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| 1200. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 70.74 | 93% | 2015-12-29 |
| 1201. | Cuong (nespro) | 70.73 | 97% | 2013-03-27 |
| 1202. | Tim (rmeyes) | 70.72 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 1203. | Minä (arabwinner) | 70.71 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |