Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4382. | If_iWinYouHaveToAddMeToFrie... | 94.01 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 4383. | BUS (bus12) | 94.01 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 4384. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 94.00 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4385. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 94.00 | 96.5% | 2024-04-02 |
| 4386. | Daniel (sylents114) | 94.00 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 4387. | DC (dcl238) | 94.00 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 4388. | Brooke (yukui) | 93.99 | 97.3% | 2024-05-11 |
| 4389. | Doiv (doiv23) | 93.99 | 99% | 2021-04-13 |
| 4390. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 93.99 | 99% | 2022-12-26 |
| 4391. | Enderboi (enderboi) | 93.99 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 4392. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 93.99 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 4393. | Travis (ttboyd884) | 93.97 | 96.5% | 2024-01-31 |
| 4394. | Ed (unknownalias) | 93.97 | 96% | 2025-09-13 |
| 4395. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 93.97 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 4396. | panacotta (panacotta) | 93.97 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 4397. | Jimminyyy (jimminyyy) | 93.96 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 4398. | Amy (ams9229) | 93.95 | 91% | 2017-04-22 |
| 4399. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 93.95 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 4400. | Korihoko (korihoko) | 93.95 | 97.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 4401. | kater (genesisxd) | 93.95 | 100% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4402. | king (belshazzar) | 93.95 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4403. | Justas (nikaragva) | 93.93 | 95% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4404. | Alien (half_alien) | 93.91 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4405. | James (buttcheeks34) | 93.90 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 4406. | Shawn (frezna) | 93.90 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 4407. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 93.90 | 97.2% | 2023-12-14 |
| 4408. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 93.90 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 4409. | Tom (tomrademaker1414) | 93.90 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 4410. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 93.90 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 4411. | Humza (humzini) | 93.89 | 97.9% | 2024-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |