So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5159. | (_extremely_bored) | 98.10 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 5160. | (broccoli_) | 98.10 | 90% | 2015-04-21 |
| 5161. | Luc (vaxim) | 98.09 | 94% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5162. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 98.09 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 5163. | (nicolastran) | 98.09 | 98% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5164. | asdf (kangarrou2) | 98.09 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 5165. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 98.08 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 5166. | (reggg) | 98.08 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 5167. | Alexa (alexa72) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5168. | (nigelbo) | 98.08 | 92% | 2012-09-09 |
| 5169. | (meowmerz) | 98.07 | 98% | 2013-01-06 |
| 5170. | I forgot (sammuelp1399) | 98.07 | 94% | 2014-03-05 |
| 5171. | (llamasrule) | 98.07 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 5172. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 98.05 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5173. | (kinosian) | 98.05 | 97% | 2015-01-31 |
| 5174. | David (stewbagel) | 98.05 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 5175. | G (zger) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5176. | Slobodan (bekca) | 98.04 | 95% | 2016-01-08 |
| 5177. | (ew221_) | 98.04 | 98% | 2016-12-04 |
| 5178. | (twhite90) | 98.04 | 98% | 2016-11-11 |
| 5179. | samsher (samsher) | 98.04 | 99% | 2015-07-31 |
| 5180. | youtube.com/pgblanks (super... | 98.02 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 5181. | thansoooo (blueocta) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 5182. | Catalin (hawksuddenstrike) | 98.02 | 95% | 2013-01-12 |
| 5183. | (negativezero) | 98.02 | 97% | 2013-12-09 |
| 5184. | (jamesrigorcelajes) | 98.02 | 98% | 2012-11-03 |
| 5185. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 98.02 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5186. | MS (damanthc) | 98.01 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5187. | (alewis999) | 98.01 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 5188. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 98.00 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |