So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8574. | (airstreamdriver) | 88.43 | 98% | 2015-08-03 |
| 8575. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 88.42 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 8576. | (glorfindel1977) | 88.42 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 8577. | noah (randylehey) | 88.40 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8578. | (jinsu94) | 88.40 | 94% | 2014-06-16 |
| 8579. | (recline187) | 88.40 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 8580. | (ninjismo) | 88.40 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8581. | (hannah_colemak) | 88.40 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 8582. | (chariatos) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 8583. | (kagehero2) | 88.40 | 91% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8584. | (kamis1232) | 88.40 | 99% | 2018-01-07 |
| 8585. | (thefilth) | 88.40 | 93% | 2011-09-04 |
| 8586. | (japie4life) | 88.40 | 91% | 2016-08-24 |
| 8587. | (apsnacks) | 88.40 | 96% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8588. | (schitzngiglz) | 88.39 | 90% | 2012-07-11 |
| 8589. | Jen (jeno20) | 88.39 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 8590. | (jinghong9188) | 88.38 | 98% | 2016-12-30 |
| 8591. | (supatypaxxx) | 88.38 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8592. | (kakarot930) | 88.38 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 8593. | Dave (bejadabe) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 8594. | (xbleedalkalinex) | 88.38 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| 8595. | (joseph1987) | 88.38 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8596. | Taylor (tylrd) | 88.37 | 95% | 2015-09-30 |
| 8597. | (foreign_man_23) | 88.37 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8598. | Potential (potential_first) | 88.37 | 97% | 2013-02-24 |
| 8599. | (maggot288) | 88.37 | 95% | 2013-07-23 |
| 8600. | (autorunner) | 88.37 | 96% | 2013-02-13 |
| 8601. | (sackclothandashes) | 88.36 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 8602. | (emurrysoup) | 88.36 | 99% | 2016-05-24 |
| 8603. | (mhuang422) | 88.36 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |