I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9729. | (coincollector) | 85.51 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 9730. | James (wnston) | 85.51 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 9731. | 210 (badoop) | 85.51 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 9732. | (idyot123) | 85.51 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 9733. | (purplerain16) | 85.51 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 9734. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 85.50 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9735. | (0mn1potent) | 85.50 | 92% | 2014-10-22 |
| 9736. | (tallpants) | 85.50 | 96% | 2017-11-02 |
| 9737. | (jonesdude25) | 85.49 | 93% | 2014-07-18 |
| 9738. | (thegenericgeek) | 85.49 | 97% | 2015-08-27 |
| 9739. | Soberlols (soberlols) | 85.49 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| 9740. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 85.48 | 100% | 2018-02-19 |
| 9741. | Borges (borgesbourgignon) | 85.48 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9742. | (amorae) | 85.48 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 9743. | Arjun (arjun_0004) | 85.48 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9744. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 85.48 | 97% | 2013-05-19 |
| 9745. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 85.47 | 99% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9746. | (spindarella) | 85.47 | 97% | 2012-12-31 |
| 9747. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 85.47 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 9748. | Jen (ethima) | 85.47 | 97% | 2023-10-15 |
| 9749. | Bluely | new keyboard (itsk... | 85.47 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 9750. | 이제이 (beipu) | 85.47 | 97% | 2014-07-12 |
| 9751. | Max (maxijazz) | 85.46 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 9752. | (tunmi_dev) | 85.45 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9753. | (mustard_ketchup) | 85.45 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9754. | (wailard) | 85.45 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 9755. | (redrajax) | 85.45 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 9756. | yugo (kecman) | 85.45 | 90% | 2013-03-29 |
| 9757. | Nikolaj (nikolaj808) | 85.44 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 9758. | Walter (non_white) | 85.44 | 99% | 2011-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |