I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2702. | DecentMan (decent_ma) | 82.40 | 97% | 2025-06-26 |
| 2703. | Anonymous (anononetwo) | 82.38 | 98% | 2026-03-25 |
| 2704. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 82.37 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2705. | Abraham (endy28) | 82.37 | 95% | 2025-11-12 |
| 2706. | Joshua (jarthur23) | 82.37 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2707. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 82.37 | 97% | 2026-01-09 |
| 2708. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 82.35 | 96.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2709. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 82.34 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2710. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 82.32 | 97.8% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2711. | Anton (joxty17) | 82.31 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2712. | Pau (khron0s) | 82.30 | 95% | 2025-03-27 |
| 2713. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 82.30 | 97.1% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2714. | penciljesus (pencil_jesus) | 82.29 | 95.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2715. | Elon Musky (hey_you_dont_trip) | 82.28 | 97.1% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2716. | Tom (tomm1234y) | 82.25 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2717. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.25 | 96.4% | 2024-09-27 |
| 2718. | Gio (gm21) | 82.24 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2719. | Benjamin (behm) | 82.24 | 95.8% | 2024-04-28 |
| 2720. | Sambhav (sam_b_hav) | 82.23 | 97% | 2024-11-15 |
| 2721. | sweetyukibo (sweetyukibo) | 82.23 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2722. | yonezuosi (yonezuosi) | 82.22 | 96.9% | 2024-01-17 |
| 2723. | Lily (accuracy) (hairdome) | 82.18 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2724. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 82.16 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2725. | Sake (sake69) | 82.12 | 99% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2726. | Juan (jupalaja) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 2727. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2728. | Mo Jo (deviousranger) | 82.10 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2729. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 82.09 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 2730. | Isaac (304isaac) | 82.08 | 95% | 2024-12-15 |
| 2731. | lenalena (lenaaaaaaa) | 82.08 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |