The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5589. | Cat (jemma_simmons) | 112.80 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5590. | Kaeble (dirtyearl) | 112.80 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5591. | Lucas (lucas44) | 112.80 | 97.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 5592. | Faemn (alfrgp) | 112.80 | 94% | 2012-11-11 |
| 5593. | jason (jeissoni) | 112.80 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 5594. | jyan (mockdoorcat) | 112.79 | 95% | 2017-04-27 |
| 5595. | Lonky (lonkyxd) | 112.79 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 5596. | Igor (brezerk) | 112.79 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 5597. | George (doughnutcake) | 112.78 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 5598. | David (davemaster223) | 112.78 | 95% | 2019-09-30 |
| 5599. | Fox (foxmulder64) | 112.78 | 99% | 2016-10-24 |
| 5600. | Olrepth (olrepth) | 112.78 | 95% | 2014-09-25 |
| 5601. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 112.76 | 94% | 2022-07-14 |
| 5602. | ay (voidiz) | 112.76 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| 5603. | Karan (karanelan) | 112.75 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5604. | Henrique (aealo) | 112.75 | 95% | 2016-06-25 |
| 5605. | Orcastra (orcastra) | 112.74 | 97.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5606. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 112.74 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| 5607. | Befbo (befbo) | 112.74 | 99% | 2013-09-22 |
| 5608. | Lazarus (otissistrunk1) | 112.73 | 99% | 2021-06-01 |
| 5609. | Sandy (knicknetfan) | 112.73 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 5610. | Trung (trung_t) | 112.73 | 94% | 2014-02-05 |
| 5611. | Mason (coppermop) | 112.72 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
| 5612. | D (ducktypist) | 112.72 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 5613. | yasir (yasir1983) | 112.72 | 100% | 2014-02-10 |
| 5614. | Cody (xycos) | 112.72 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
| 5615. | ixsam (ixsam) | 112.72 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 5616. | Eva (evathebelieva) | 112.72 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 5617. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 112.71 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5618. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 112.70 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |