I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20930. | BoredCelery (boredcelery) | 61.43 | 96.8% | 2023-09-14 |
| 20931. | Aman (amananc) | 61.43 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 20932. | Ewan (dungcatcher) | 61.43 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 20933. | Inspired (inspired_blue) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 20934. | b1ackout (fufel) | 61.43 | 93% | 2023-07-19 |
| 20935. | Dimitrije (mitapro24) | 61.43 | 94% | 2023-01-31 |
| 20936. | Eli (ecain45) | 61.43 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 20937. | Lin (mrtuxg) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 20938. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 61.43 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 20939. | Mark (wufflesnuff) | 61.41 | 90% | 2016-06-23 |
| 20940. | bo (radjunk) | 61.41 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 20941. | kalmanfilter (eran_raviv) | 61.41 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
| 20942. | Sahariar (noob_sahariar) | 61.41 | 95% | 2021-06-26 |
| 20943. | Robert (meph87) | 61.41 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 20944. | zaur (zaurww) | 61.41 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 20945. | john (remorth) | 61.41 | 97% | 2015-09-08 |
| 20946. | Randy (beepsandboops) | 61.40 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 20947. | JAMES (eaglibrium_tt) | 61.40 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 20948. | Styles (cmstly) | 61.40 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 20949. | snowstorm (umbreon_lord) | 61.40 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 20950. | N989102 (nbhandar) | 61.39 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 20951. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 61.39 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 20952. | Andrew (watertowerdrew) | 61.39 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
| 20953. | AK_DJ (ak_dj) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-04-13 |
| 20954. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 61.39 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
| 20955. | David (depgai) | 61.38 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 20956. | William (zelden) | 61.38 | 97% | 2016-02-04 |
| 20957. | Drake (gangket) | 61.38 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 20958. | Ujjwal (megamindx) | 61.38 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 20959. | R (alerd) | 61.38 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |