And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25021. | Kevin (kev090997) | 70.83 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 25022. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 70.83 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 25023. | Michael (usedtank14) | 70.83 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 25024. | Ace (acequillion) | 70.83 | 97% | 2011-08-01 |
| 25025. | GUS (gusasaad) | 70.83 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 25026. | Muhammad (256shoaib) | 70.83 | 92% | 2012-12-07 |
| 25027. | Jesse (jesse1998114) | 70.83 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 25028. | Tarun (tpunhani) | 70.82 | 99% | 2021-07-03 |
| 25029. | sabian (sabiansaige) | 70.82 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 25030. | Jenna (jennawoods) | 70.82 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 25031. | Chinni (chinni_ch) | 70.82 | 84% | 2012-12-29 |
| 25032. | Vindr (temerawr) | 70.81 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 25033. | insomnia (dftkev) | 70.81 | 92% | 2015-12-11 |
| 25034. | leo (juicyleo) | 70.81 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 25035. | Radosław (radoslaw_) | 70.81 | 98% | 2016-09-06 |
| 25036. | Mary (maryjiao) | 70.81 | 97% | 2014-04-03 |
| 25037. | Blunt (blunt_machete) | 70.80 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 25038. | Je (je_a) | 70.80 | 89% | 2016-09-02 |
| 25039. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 70.80 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 25040. | codingmickey (kj_mickey) | 70.80 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 25041. | Asylkhan (beeppuck) | 70.80 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 25042. | Mike (tonz30) | 70.80 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 25043. | SolipsistWerewolf (wolfman8... | 70.80 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 25044. | Vivek (v234singh) | 70.80 | 94% | 2011-09-15 |
| 25045. | Elena (elenaguisado) | 70.79 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 25046. | michael (dorfman27) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 25047. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 70.79 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 25048. | Shayan (zackroos) | 70.79 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 25049. | Brian (ardo88) | 70.79 | 99% | 2014-08-18 |
| 25050. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 70.79 | 94.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |