The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22547. | undefeated (cantankerous55) | 68.01 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 22548. | Aryan (aza36) | 68.01 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22549. | Gerri (gerri) | 68.01 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 22550. | Jondrick (jondrickdagamer) | 68.00 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 22551. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 68.00 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 22552. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 68.00 | 94% | 2015-11-24 |
| 22553. | Kapil (kap123) | 68.00 | 93% | 2015-08-30 |
| 22554. | Jai (jais) | 68.00 | 96% | 2014-01-25 |
| 22555. | Razor (mr6pack) | 67.99 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 22556. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 67.99 | 93% | 2021-10-12 |
| 22557. | Tom (himmat1005) | 67.99 | 94% | 2017-04-01 |
| 22558. | [AhK] Panizio (Trampo) (jun... | 67.99 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22559. | shumkar (shbarpiev) | 67.98 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22560. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 67.98 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 22561. | Niket (daspacebar) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22562. | Felix (felixleong) | 67.98 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 22563. | Conor (crc1200) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 22564. | Jaloliddin (beebeep) | 67.97 | 94% | 2023-05-06 |
| 22565. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 67.97 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22566. | You (you_zee) | 67.97 | 94% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22567. | K (kdcx) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 22568. | Dat (datdq295) | 67.97 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 22569. | doirijim (dartsandrazors) | 67.96 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 22570. | Daniel (danielsabox) | 67.96 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22571. | thojac (thojac) | 67.96 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 22572. | taylor (t4yl0r) | 67.96 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 22573. | Paco (frinciano) | 67.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 22574. | Arvind (arvind81983) | 67.96 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22575. | Austin (bootytick1er) | 67.95 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
| 22576. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 67.95 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |