I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7868. | Eduard (kenvatican) | 92.08 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7869. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 92.08 | 97.8% | 2023-12-11 |
| 7870. | Andre (andreangelo) | 92.08 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7871. | ncf (broccoli_) | 92.08 | 82% | 2015-04-06 |
| 7872. | Mike (yangbang97) | 92.07 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 7873. | cjdcoy (cjdcoy) | 92.07 | 97.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7874. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 92.07 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 7875. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 92.06 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 7876. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 92.06 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 7877. | Yeache (ryan0728yichao) | 92.06 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7878. | Yeej (yeej) | 92.05 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7879. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 92.05 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 7880. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 92.05 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 7881. | Jack (jman777) | 92.05 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 7882. | Daniel (danfun64) | 92.05 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 7883. | Meme (edgel0rd) | 92.04 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 7884. | aislan (aislan) | 92.03 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 7885. | 8bitmon (frostymon) | 92.03 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 7886. | Trent Schake (globalunicast) | 92.03 | 97% | 2025-11-03 |
| 7887. | MrPh (phares_kingm) | 92.03 | 95.9% | 2024-05-23 |
| 7888. | Arthur (arturo_levi) | 92.03 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 7889. | Joe (becausescience) | 92.03 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 7890. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 92.03 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 7891. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 92.02 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7892. | Mayner (timmysilv) | 92.02 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 7893. | Kings (kings1) | 92.02 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 7894. | (19wpmavg) | 92.02 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 7895. | Liu (liusbl) | 92.02 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 7896. | TJdawg (bopuu) | 92.01 | 97.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 7897. | Eric (work_racer) | 92.01 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |