I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12622. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 80.73 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 12623. | Nguyen (luungoc2005) | 80.73 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 12624. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 80.73 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 12625. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 80.72 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12626. | iSimplyDontLag (cheetah118) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12627. | Ares (amandes) | 80.72 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 12628. | Leah (liah2010) | 80.72 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| 12629. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 80.72 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 12630. | Dando (dandoaz) | 80.71 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 12631. | Delvin (delvinsabrin) | 80.71 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 12632. | jirafey (jirafey_non_quit) | 80.71 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 12633. | Davinchi (davinchix) | 80.71 | 98.5% | 2024-04-21 |
| 12634. | Maiya (maiyah) | 80.71 | 97.5% | 2024-10-17 |
| 12635. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 80.71 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12636. | acl (lwjac) | 80.70 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 12637. | Xophules (xophules) | 80.70 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 12638. | Kimberly (bebiblush) | 80.69 | 100% | 2017-01-02 |
| 12639. | Nikola (elenhar) | 80.69 | 99% | 2016-05-30 |
| 12640. | Kur0 (jericjan) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 12641. | Aespar (aespar) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12642. | Trey (trey113) | 80.68 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 12643. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12644. | Sher (sheruwu) | 80.68 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 12645. | Indeed (indeed001) | 80.67 | 96.1% | 2023-07-09 |
| 12646. | Khyri (kyr111) | 80.67 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12647. | Andrew (dragonasuu27) | 80.67 | 95% | 2020-06-11 |
| 12648. | WearyTwo (greensam6) | 80.67 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12649. | Doctor (frazierpug) | 80.67 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12650. | Moses (moses_) | 80.67 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 12651. | Noge (noge) | 80.66 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |