Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4995. | Ivan (ivke) | 98.67 | 95% | 2013-11-20 |
| 4996. | (sheamusthered) | 98.67 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 4997. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 98.67 | 98% | 2016-08-05 |
| 4998. | Jonah (jonah_is_fast) | 98.67 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4999. | account deleted (xsession) | 98.67 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 5000. | N (ortizn) | 98.67 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 5001. | (ohplease) | 98.66 | 100% | 2013-12-25 |
| 5002. | (youwantmygochu) | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 5003. | (nrambo2000) | 98.65 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 5004. | (nob0dy) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5005. | akim (thaakimnas) | 98.64 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5006. | (jusdar) | 98.63 | 90% | 2016-10-05 |
| 5007. | (stopbeatingme) | 98.62 | 93% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5008. | (zztogo) | 98.62 | 93% | 2014-01-20 |
| 5009. | (natoxo) | 98.62 | 98% | 2013-03-19 |
| 5010. | (gunjique) | 98.62 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5011. | Cameron (bruinink) | 98.60 | 95% | 2012-12-08 |
| 5012. | Kyle (kyle777) | 98.60 | 98% | 2013-10-07 |
| 5013. | Philipp (firephil) | 98.60 | 97% | 2014-07-15 |
| 5014. | Tevdore (bebera) | 98.60 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5015. | (philadendron) | 98.59 | 98% | 2015-08-24 |
| 5016. | (shazer2) | 98.59 | 89% | 2013-03-15 |
| 5017. | grillcover (bizarrojenkz) | 98.59 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 5018. | (andm) | 98.56 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 5019. | (joshtypes1) | 98.56 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5020. | Adithya (quitetheok) | 98.55 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5021. | (somber_lizard76) | 98.55 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5022. | (carsley) | 98.54 | 99% | 2012-10-08 |
| 5023. | Second (secondbreakfast) | 98.54 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5024. | (guesty_the_besty) | 98.54 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |