Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5111. | Ivan (ivke) | 98.67 | 95% | 2013-11-20 |
| 5112. | Humble (sheamusthered) | 98.67 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 5113. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 98.67 | 98% | 2016-08-05 |
| 5114. | Jonah (jonah_is_fast) | 98.67 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5115. | account deleted (xsession) | 98.67 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 5116. | N (ortizn) | 98.67 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 5117. | Bogdan (ohplease) | 98.66 | 100% | 2013-12-25 |
| 5118. | AC (youwantmygochu) | 98.66 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 5119. | N (nrambo2000) | 98.65 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 5120. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 5121. | akim (thaakimnas) | 98.64 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5122. | Brandon (jusdar) | 98.63 | 90% | 2016-10-05 |
| 5123. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 98.62 | 93% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5124. | Ick (zztogo) | 98.62 | 93% | 2014-01-20 |
| 5125. | NNNNNAAATTOO (natoxo) | 98.62 | 98% | 2013-03-19 |
| 5126. | Kanti (gunjique) | 98.62 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5127. | Cameron (bruinink) | 98.60 | 95% | 2012-12-08 |
| 5128. | Kyle (kyle777) | 98.60 | 98% | 2013-10-07 |
| 5129. | Philipp (firephil) | 98.60 | 97% | 2014-07-15 |
| 5130. | Tevdore (bebera) | 98.60 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 5131. | Phil (philadendron) | 98.59 | 98% | 2015-08-24 |
| 5132. | Shannon (shazer2) | 98.59 | 89% | 2013-03-15 |
| 5133. | grillcover (bizarrojenkz) | 98.59 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 5134. | Andy (andm) | 98.56 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 5135. | josh (joshtypes1) | 98.56 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5136. | Adithya (quitetheok) | 98.55 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5137. | Lizard (somber_lizard76) | 98.55 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5138. | Craig (carsley) | 98.54 | 99% | 2012-10-08 |
| 5139. | Durum (durumpitta) | 98.54 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 5140. | GuestyTheBesty (guesty_the_... | 98.54 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |