Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1052. | floppyfish278 (floppyfish2789) | 117.30 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1053. | Martin (martinthebest) | 117.29 | 98.2% | 2024-06-06 |
| 1054. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 117.28 | 97% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1055. | DatHam (ioncube) | 117.28 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 1056. | joon (chariot_joon) | 117.26 | 98% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1057. | Moogle (breadtael) | 117.22 | 97% | 2025-11-01 |
| 1058. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 117.20 | 97.4% | 2025-03-04 |
| 1059. | Chris (chrisnob) | 117.17 | 98% | 2024-06-16 |
| 1060. | N4T (taneel) | 117.16 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1061. | norqu (norsqu) | 117.16 | 97.8% | 2024-04-23 |
| 1062. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 117.15 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1063. | Maxim (maxim_pervu) | 117.12 | 99% | 2025-12-05 |
| 1064. | jb (woorie7) | 117.08 | 99% | 2025-07-07 |
| 1065. | Dusty (d_us_vb) | 116.98 | 99% | 2025-10-09 |
| 1066. | FinalExam (syrlaw) | 116.95 | 98.3% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1067. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 116.90 | 98.2% | 2023-08-06 |
| 1068. | vle (beavictorytype) | 116.89 | 97% | 2025-08-09 |
| 1069. | WrongWorld (murdergeneration) | 116.88 | 98% | 2025-06-27 |
| 1070. | Will (williamwang) | 116.83 | 100% | 2025-10-21 |
| 1071. | sho (shocho) | 116.83 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 1072. | sorta (holdiers) | 116.82 | 98.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1073. | nerif (nerif) | 116.80 | 96.9% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1074. | Michael (michaelch) | 116.78 | 98% | 2024-12-20 |
| 1075. | plop (ploppiplop) | 116.78 | 98.3% | 2024-03-16 |
| 1076. | Dave (coltdriver) | 116.78 | 99.1% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1077. | danielle (danielle_wmi) | 116.71 | 99% | 2025-03-17 |
| 1078. | Finnian (finnbusinesscomp) | 116.69 | 99% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1079. | Saiya (zenger23) | 116.68 | 98.9% | 2025-02-28 |
| 1080. | how? (haotingz) | 116.67 | 97.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1081. | cu63y (qu63y) | 116.65 | 98% | 2025-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |