And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1412. | Alex (alexm123) | 132.29 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 1413. | potato (whynotnascar) | 132.28 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 1414. | (fegelein1234) | 132.26 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 1415. | (harold33) | 132.26 | 97.7% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1416. | joe (absurd) | 132.24 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 1417. | (minotauriss) | 132.23 | 99% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1418. | (jhnsnpatrick) | 132.18 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 1419. | (lite426) | 132.12 | 99% | 2013-09-25 |
| 1420. | (jigokuninja) | 132.12 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
| 1421. | (alphacentauri) | 132.11 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 1422. | (flash2600) | 132.10 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 1423. | (unbelievable_10) | 132.09 | 97.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1424. | (karak567) | 132.09 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 1425. | (butterygorillaz) | 132.06 | 98% | 2013-05-31 |
| 1426. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 132.05 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 1427. | (daeraser) | 132.05 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 1428. | (beav3r) | 132.02 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 1429. | (boniface) | 132.02 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 1430. | (mritche) | 132.00 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 1431. | Emma (foxriot) | 131.97 | 97% | 2011-12-12 |
| 1432. | BryBry (lolimeth) | 131.97 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 1433. | (mozart) | 131.96 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 1434. | (archimedesthecat) | 131.96 | 98% | 2016-10-25 |
| 1435. | (kinesic) | 131.95 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 1436. | (zsizemore) | 131.94 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 1437. | (godoublelift) | 131.94 | 91% | 2015-04-11 |
| 1438. | TuringMachine (turingmachine) | 131.93 | 96% | 2014-12-02 |
| 1439. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 131.91 | 99% | 2017-05-30 |
| 1440. | (shynobipwnz) | 131.91 | 97% | 2014-06-08 |
| 1441. | (jashenonquit) | 131.90 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |