I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9651. | Zach (coffinfit) | 90.97 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 9652. | alex (alexaesopos) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 9653. | Clarence (hondarvf400) | 90.96 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 9654. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 90.96 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 9655. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 90.96 | 93% | 2017-03-19 |
| 9656. | Doiv (doiv23) | 90.95 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9657. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 90.95 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 9658. | Kingofnight (kingofnight) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9659. | Andrei (headpats) | 90.95 | 98.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 9660. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 90.95 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9661. | Bazil (its_bazil_) | 90.94 | 97.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9662. | mynameisnotdaniel (ihategog... | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 9663. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 90.94 | 98.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9664. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 90.93 | 98.3% | 2024-05-23 |
| 9665. | Jean (jay_ar3) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 9666. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 90.93 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 9667. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 90.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9668. | Sebastian (sebastianoitaliano) | 90.92 | 98.2% | 2024-03-02 |
| 9669. | Irene (ireneprk) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9670. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 90.92 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 9671. | Sacha (themekaultra) | 90.92 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9672. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 90.92 | 99% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9673. | Kemal (kemalakkustr) | 90.92 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
| 9674. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 90.91 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9675. | piglet (slaylet) | 90.91 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9676. | trevor (trevor122222) | 90.90 | 97% | 2026-01-12 |
| 9677. | Ron (ronta) | 90.90 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9678. | (cr0cka) | 90.90 | 93% | 2018-09-21 |
| 9679. | Arthur (agouraptor) | 90.89 | 97% | 2026-01-09 |
| 9680. | doniee (doniee) | 90.89 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |