Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31457. | (killers146) | 49.74 | 96% | 2011-10-21 |
| 31458. | (reporter) | 49.74 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 31459. | Mabel (mabel) | 49.74 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 31460. | (moiamiok) | 49.74 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 31461. | Omor (omor2) | 49.74 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 31462. | (spider_1) | 49.74 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 31463. | (alexkem) | 49.74 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 31464. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 49.74 | 93% | 2021-10-10 |
| 31465. | (craniax) | 49.73 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 31466. | (sancheke) | 49.73 | 84% | 2015-03-19 |
| 31467. | (matalino181) | 49.73 | 91% | 2016-04-13 |
| 31468. | Kevin (tetouf) | 49.73 | 94% | 2015-01-17 |
| 31469. | Undude (undude) | 49.73 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 31470. | (hell0mynameis) | 49.73 | 93% | 2019-10-27 |
| 31471. | (aeich) | 49.73 | 94% | 2022-11-13 |
| 31472. | (black_typer) | 49.73 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
| 31473. | (karalee4) | 49.72 | 96% | 2013-12-12 |
| 31474. | elite (beatagent) | 49.72 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 31475. | (airilsra) | 49.72 | 99% | 2014-03-22 |
| 31476. | (dean522) | 49.72 | 95% | 2016-06-24 |
| 31477. | (yolimoks) | 49.72 | 93% | 2015-04-24 |
| 31478. | (praythuong) | 49.71 | 96% | 2011-12-27 |
| 31479. | (cqtherlhe) | 49.71 | 96.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 31480. | (akashpatel20) | 49.71 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 31481. | Pink (pinkbass) | 49.71 | 95% | 2021-04-02 |
| 31482. | (ronsar) | 49.71 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
| 31483. | derek (derekj) | 49.70 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 31484. | (mad792) | 49.70 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 31485. | Umair (tastyorange) | 49.70 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 31486. | (yamazakura) | 49.70 | 94% | 2021-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |