So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32805. | AvocadoTM (avocadotm) | 47.20 | 93% | 2021-05-02 |
| 32806. | Andy (jeremylin) | 47.20 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 32807. | t-ro (tro07) | 47.19 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 32808. | Kemal (kemalekren) | 47.19 | 90% | 2014-02-01 |
| 32809. | sxinn (sxinn) | 47.19 | 91% | 2020-12-10 |
| 32810. | Akanksha (newtt_897) | 47.19 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 32811. | zhy (everwakening) | 47.19 | 96% | 2012-11-03 |
| 32812. | amina (fizzydrink) | 47.19 | 97% | 2016-06-30 |
| 32813. | light (light_06) | 47.18 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 32814. | raj bardhan singh rathore (... | 47.17 | 94% | 2021-12-18 |
| 32815. | Cameron (iicamm) | 47.17 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 32816. | hamdan (hamdankh) | 47.17 | 92.7% | 2023-06-18 |
| 32817. | vrz (vrztaa) | 47.17 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 32818. | SM (s13m) | 47.17 | 95% | 2018-08-27 |
| 32819. | khanh (khanhthien) | 47.17 | 97% | 2011-11-27 |
| 32820. | isabel (agata500) | 47.17 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 32821. | Bloody (beasty_not_found) | 47.16 | 95% | 2023-04-04 |
| 32822. | Surabhi (surabhishinde) | 47.16 | 93% | 2023-07-28 |
| 32823. | Adnan (adnanli) | 47.16 | 95% | 2019-02-05 |
| 32824. | Ely (touch_typer) | 47.16 | 95.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 32825. | Jon (learningthedvorak) | 47.16 | 89% | 2011-12-28 |
| 32826. | Akash (akashshewale) | 47.15 | 94% | 2021-06-11 |
| 32827. | IA (_main_) | 47.15 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 32828. | jimmy (zojim) | 47.15 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 32829. | Vishal (vishal261) | 47.15 | 96.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 32830. | wang (wang223) | 47.15 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 32831. | Rochelle (rmeiseles) | 47.15 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 32832. | ocorap (ocorap) | 47.15 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 32833. | keviah (lilmzzkeke99) | 47.14 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 32834. | Tashvik (tashvikb) | 47.14 | 94% | 2023-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |