I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8926. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 92.94 | 98% | 2017-01-26 |
| 8927. | okki (okkiniikko) | 92.93 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8928. | Alice (aliceintyperacer) | 92.92 | 96.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| 8929. | Fayez Nehru (mystery01) | 92.91 | 97.7% | 2024-09-03 |
| 8930. | Terra (mcterra) | 92.91 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8931. | alex (pmills8) | 92.90 | 99.4% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8932. | Tong (tongvu) | 92.90 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| 8933. | Colin (blank9167) | 92.90 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8934. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 92.90 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 8935. | Bari (gamesbond) | 92.90 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 8936. | Tapiocaphobe (intnop) | 92.90 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 8937. | Clev (slushiquack) | 92.89 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 8938. | Steven (stevencd) | 92.88 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 8939. | ddp (ddpham) | 92.88 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 8940. | Aus10 (aus10outof10) | 92.88 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8941. | Anish (indo_two) | 92.88 | 98.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 8942. | Beast (beastcodz) | 92.87 | 96% | 2024-03-25 |
| 8943. | Francisco (cdt1) | 92.86 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 8944. | Rain (xxren) | 92.86 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 8945. | Arnold (emmett95) | 92.86 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 8946. | Elias (glhfpplloveyouall) | 92.85 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 8947. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 92.85 | 98.8% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8948. | JV (jibs12) | 92.85 | 98.2% | 2024-05-14 |
| 8949. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 92.84 | 97.2% | 2023-12-29 |
| 8950. | Galamb (galamb) | 92.84 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8951. | Nico (clarencenico) | 92.84 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 8952. | le_cho_ (le_cho_) | 92.83 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8953. | Kevin (evoke94) | 92.83 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8954. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 92.83 | 100% | 2019-01-26 |
| 8955. | K (k3nl4w) | 92.82 | 99% | 2021-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |