The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3308. | Leia (s_leia) | 109.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 3309. | SKTom (sktom) | 109.42 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 3310. | (penguingm1) | 109.41 | 100% | 2017-12-01 |
| 3311. | (12345142) | 109.41 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 3312. | (carlo707) | 109.40 | 92% | 2013-06-16 |
| 3313. | mariachi (mdl0100) | 109.39 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 3314. | (promeneraren) | 109.39 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 3315. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 109.39 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 3316. | (covfere) | 109.38 | 98.3% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3317. | (twizzzle) | 109.38 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 3318. | (fuxii) | 109.38 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 3319. | (someguy) | 109.37 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 3320. | grubres (saveall) | 109.37 | 96.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| 3321. | (lettara) | 109.37 | 90% | 2013-10-23 |
| 3322. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 109.36 | 97% | 2016-03-07 |
| 3323. | Darren (fubrub) | 109.36 | 91% | 2013-08-12 |
| 3324. | (mitra3214) | 109.35 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
| 3325. | (deeyar) | 109.35 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 3326. | (beardedlady) | 109.35 | 97% | 2012-04-17 |
| 3327. | (runinbahn) | 109.35 | 96% | 2013-05-16 |
| 3328. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 109.34 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 3329. | (asbjorn92) | 109.34 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 3330. | (joseph_468) | 109.33 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3331. | (jykez) | 109.33 | 95% | 2013-01-11 |
| 3332. | (fryo4) | 109.33 | 96% | 2015-12-10 |
| 3333. | (aigis) | 109.33 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 3334. | (superspys) | 109.32 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| 3335. | (icolor) | 109.32 | 96% | 2016-08-02 |
| 3336. | Dayron (thetardis123) | 109.30 | 98.1% | 2023-09-06 |
| 3337. | (johnsusername) | 109.30 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |