So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1512. | (tiff_th) | 117.26 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
| 1513. | (tturner1960) | 117.26 | 100% | 2015-07-15 |
| 1514. | (invisibleloki) | 117.25 | 99% | 2022-03-27 |
| 1515. | (grotesquevinny) | 117.25 | 99% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1516. | (onearmedtypist) | 117.25 | 100% | 2012-03-05 |
| 1517. | (tenmillenia) | 117.24 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 1518. | (nosp) | 117.24 | 96% | 2014-03-01 |
| 1519. | (mrawesomer) | 117.24 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 1520. | (jspiros) | 117.22 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 1521. | (sktelecom_bisu) | 117.22 | 98% | 2015-05-21 |
| 1522. | (typesslow) | 117.20 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 1523. | (drunkvalikor) | 117.20 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 1524. | Jax (jax00) | 117.19 | 98% | 2016-03-09 |
| 1525. | (surface) | 117.17 | 100% | 2013-06-13 |
| 1526. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 117.17 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 1527. | David (infodav) | 117.16 | 98% | 2013-06-04 |
| 1528. | (allensd87) | 117.14 | 97% | 2012-05-07 |
| 1529. | (beardedlady) | 117.14 | 100% | 2015-10-04 |
| 1530. | BlazeDrag414 (blazedrag414) | 117.13 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 1531. | (james1215) | 117.12 | 99% | 2012-05-18 |
| 1532. | (bigdman) | 117.11 | 99% | 2013-12-09 |
| 1533. | (saucysemite) | 117.11 | 96% | 2011-09-20 |
| 1534. | (heiji) | 117.09 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 1535. | (typingaccount2) | 117.07 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1536. | (darkexodia) | 117.07 | 96% | 2012-12-06 |
| 1537. | (esshowtime) | 117.06 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 1538. | (anneye) | 117.06 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 1539. | (bottu) | 117.05 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 1540. | (joey1313) | 117.04 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1541. | Stephen (installed) | 117.03 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |