So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19803. | Rowsdower (r0wsd0w3r) | 68.84 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 19804. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 68.83 | 95.4% | 2023-05-19 |
| 19805. | David (davidst) | 68.83 | 93% | 2021-06-07 |
| 19806. | (twogah) | 68.83 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 19807. | Fermin (ozymandiasf) | 68.83 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 19808. | Chimney (chimneywastaken) | 68.83 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 19809. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 68.82 | 93% | 2014-11-01 |
| 19810. | Ayush (ayush_kratosh) | 68.82 | 97% | 2014-03-13 |
| 19811. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 68.82 | 95% | 2017-01-22 |
| 19812. | Urgency (urgency) | 68.82 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 19813. | oO (nbfangyan) | 68.82 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 19814. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 68.82 | 95% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19815. | milo (milox) | 68.82 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19816. | Stefan (vanjuke) | 68.82 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19817. | sky (skymario) | 68.82 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 19818. | Clinton (eastwoodaussie) | 68.82 | 92% | 2012-12-23 |
| 19819. | dakota (dakota44) | 68.81 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 19820. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 68.81 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 19821. | Ian (coocooman3) | 68.81 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 19822. | jason (yacine77) | 68.81 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 19823. | Darri (darri) | 68.81 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 19824. | Kloryc (ronc777can) | 68.81 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 19825. | Wiserguy (viceroy397) | 68.81 | 98.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 19826. | Marya Zara (zarapuch) | 68.81 | 99% | 2016-10-06 |
| 19827. | saser (saser) | 68.80 | 90% | 2013-02-27 |
| 19828. | yarkee (yarkee) | 68.80 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 19829. | Tom (tacocatdeboss) | 68.80 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 19830. | Aayush (_raiden_) | 68.80 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| 19831. | Mymojomo (axclez) | 68.80 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 19832. | sailveron (sailveron) | 68.79 | 94% | 2022-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |