And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11582. | kep1n (kep1n) | 94.48 | 98% | 2012-11-17 |
| 11583. | ShiftyEyedKirk (shiftyeyedk... | 94.47 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 11584. | bart (bartani) | 94.47 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 11585. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 94.47 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11586. | Max (minecraftaholic) | 94.46 | 93% | 2014-07-21 |
| 11587. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 94.46 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 11588. | sophie (horses) | 94.46 | 98% | 2013-06-12 |
| 11589. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 94.46 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 11590. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11591. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 94.46 | 97.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 11592. | Brady (midc) | 94.46 | 97% | 2012-05-08 |
| 11593. | Greg (titogreg) | 94.46 | 95% | 2013-04-15 |
| 11594. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 94.46 | 97% | 2011-10-01 |
| 11595. | baha (bahakz) | 94.46 | — | 2011-04-18 |
| 11596. | zyoda (zyoda) | 94.46 | 96% | 2013-12-17 |
| 11597. | Yash (yash891) | 94.45 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 11598. | Beans (beanfox) | 94.44 | 93% | 2013-03-24 |
| 11599. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 94.44 | 99% | 2023-10-11 |
| 11600. | Chris (clibonati) | 94.44 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11601. | Busky (buskyhusk) | 94.43 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 11602. | asdfjkl (unread_jester203) | 94.43 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11603. | hngggg (m4saki) | 94.43 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 11604. | Nibit (nibit) | 94.43 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 11605. | Krypto (krypto406) | 94.43 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
| 11606. | Haggis (haggis) | 94.43 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 11607. | Nick (zerotwohero) | 94.43 | 94% | 2013-01-13 |
| 11608. | Josiah (darknight) | 94.43 | 99% | 2011-08-21 |
| 11609. | iep (iebeaux) | 94.42 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11610. | Bob (fusehira) | 94.42 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11611. | TakeASui (kevinsui) | 94.42 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |