I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5924. | Spencer (spenzaur) | 98.80 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5925. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 98.80 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5926. | Will (willclinton) | 98.80 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 5927. | vetle (vetlebg) | 98.80 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 5928. | kek (sdsfg1212) | 98.79 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 5929. | senturyo (senturyo) | 98.78 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 5930. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 98.78 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 5931. | Timothy (adral) | 98.78 | 97.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 5932. | Andy (okiandy) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 5933. | Jin (derherro) | 98.78 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 5934. | Brian (franklybrian) | 98.77 | 97.8% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5935. | Przemek (rashas) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5936. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 98.76 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 5937. | Sonic (sonicflash144) | 98.76 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 5938. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 98.76 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5939. | Federico (_cali) | 98.76 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 5940. | josh (trek5900) | 98.75 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5941. | Beaky (beaky) | 98.75 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5942. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 98.74 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5943. | liwmus (liwmu) | 98.73 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 5944. | Benga (skebengat) | 98.73 | 97.5% | 2023-09-13 |
| 5945. | Andreas (frost_cold) | 98.72 | 97.7% | 2024-05-01 |
| 5946. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 98.72 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5947. | Ronnie (onie12) | 98.71 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5948. | woo (eastowest) | 98.71 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 5949. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 98.71 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 5950. | Do My Dance (maershon) | 98.71 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5951. | CosmosPanda (cosmospanda) | 98.70 | 95.8% | 2025-02-16 |
| 5952. | bald_capybara (monkeyman143) | 98.70 | 98.3% | 2023-05-28 |
| 5953. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 98.70 | 98% | 2025-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |