Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20736. | Ree (accioemrys) | 67.82 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 20737. | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━... | 67.82 | 95% | 2011-11-25 |
| 20738. | ngoc (vanthong) | 67.82 | 96% | 2013-02-26 |
| 20739. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 67.82 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 20740. | tstats[osmio190] (osmio190) | 67.82 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 20741. | Ben (lampost) | 67.82 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 20742. | Hermann (hermandreas) | 67.81 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 20743. | Bao (darknight91) | 67.81 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 20744. | lockijazz (lockijazz) | 67.81 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 20745. | klotz (klotz) | 67.81 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 20746. | Momocat (acornboo) | 67.81 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 20747. | BLURB (snowq) | 67.81 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20748. | flamingo (wmariko) | 67.81 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 20749. | IamFAT (hi121smack) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 20750. | Lim (limn0727) | 67.80 | 95% | 2023-06-07 |
| 20751. | coenz (coencoenz) | 67.80 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 20752. | Mads Schumacher (madsfra) | 67.79 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| 20753. | George (georgedmi) | 67.79 | 96% | 2016-12-09 |
| 20754. | Andreas (mangabro) | 67.79 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 20755. | Cody (sunk_c0st) | 67.79 | 95% | 2014-01-11 |
| 20756. | egon (egon_dirix) | 67.79 | 92% | 2016-06-25 |
| 20757. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 67.79 | 96% | 2013-12-09 |
| 20758. | dou (beahdou) | 67.79 | 94% | 2012-03-10 |
| 20759. | Thien (breadlittle) | 67.78 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20760. | Tobias (semixy) | 67.78 | 95% | 2013-02-12 |
| 20761. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 67.78 | 97.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 20762. | naaner (naaner) | 67.78 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 20763. | Sarah (sarahs) | 67.78 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 20764. | psyche (psycheswirl8) | 67.78 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 20765. | rico (ocir22) | 67.77 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |