The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25570. | Eki (tootin) | 62.90 | 90% | 2017-02-12 |
| 25571. | shiroi (sshiroi) | 62.89 | 96.9% | 2023-10-04 |
| 25572. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 62.89 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25573. | muteleaf (muteleaf) | 62.89 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 25574. | Frozen (trainerpro) | 62.88 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 25575. | hinotori (hinotori) | 62.88 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
| 25576. | Khayet (khayet) | 62.88 | 96% | 2012-08-14 |
| 25577. | Hunter (bob3) | 62.88 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 25578. | Sivapon (whitelinee) | 62.88 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 25579. | james (tennis1) | 62.88 | 95% | 2012-07-06 |
| 25580. | Sehr (based_boba) | 62.87 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 25581. | Ridwan Arefin (ridwan_a_i) | 62.87 | 94% | 2020-10-18 |
| 25582. | aftab (afti007) | 62.87 | 95% | 2014-10-27 |
| 25583. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 62.86 | 94% | 2022-03-12 |
| 25584. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 62.86 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 25585. | Julian (choo) | 62.86 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 25586. | Alumina (origamijr) | 62.85 | 99% | 2023-07-06 |
| 25587. | Paul (paulie28) | 62.85 | 94% | 2012-03-05 |
| 25588. | Billy (birdyventura) | 62.85 | 98.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 25589. | Kunal (boomlion) | 62.85 | 94% | 2023-02-03 |
| 25590. | Kay Chin (justatyperonline) | 62.85 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 25591. | sanGreAzuL (sangreazul) | 62.85 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| 25592. | Thomas (thelolgamer5) | 62.85 | 85% | 2016-02-21 |
| 25593. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 62.85 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 25594. | dou (beahdou) | 62.85 | 94% | 2014-05-19 |
| 25595. | Sean (spr2022) | 62.84 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 25596. | bj (ratatatata212112) | 62.84 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 25597. | ayush (orange_master) | 62.84 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 25598. | kamal (kamalje420) | 62.84 | 88% | 2015-08-14 |
| 25599. | zikk (zikk) | 62.84 | 97% | 2015-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |