All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
484 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 555. | (juij) | 136.65 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 556. | the magical cat (aqlki) | 136.62 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 557. | (yungchow) | 136.60 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 558. | (tomchu77) | 136.56 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 559. | (tshafer3) | 136.42 | 99.2% | 2024-12-28 |
| 560. | (dmizzy) | 136.41 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 561. | (jimjomparmesan) | 136.39 | 98% | 2025-08-15 |
| 562. | (whathaha3) | 136.38 | 99% | 2026-03-02 |
| 563. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 136.37 | 98.6% | 2024-03-23 |
| 564. | Lord (lordduran) | 136.31 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 565. | (i_type_for_funs) | 136.22 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 566. | Berryou (berryou) | 136.18 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 567. | (lordofthedance) | 136.17 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 568. | (a_baby) | 136.14 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 569. | (not_aelius) | 136.11 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 570. | Trevor (agenttrueybluey) | 136.11 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 571. | (peppito) | 136.10 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 572. | beachill (beachill) | 136.10 | 100% | 2023-05-05 |
| 573. | (agglomeration) | 136.05 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 574. | CJP (yes-quit) (cjasonp) | 135.96 | 97.1% | 2024-09-10 |
| 575. | vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) | 135.96 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 576. | Jim (pokemontcg2) | 135.95 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 577. | PinkPepper (pinkpepper) | 135.89 | 98.8% | 2024-02-13 |
| 578. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 135.87 | 98.8% | 2024-12-07 |
| 579. | (p__q) | 135.86 | 99% | 2026-02-01 |
| 580. | Nannoo (nannoo) | 135.76 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 581. | ian (ianeatscats) | 135.71 | 98% | 2019-06-30 |
| 582. | (nickderp) | 135.68 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 583. | Spring (springbaron) | 135.65 | 100% | 2021-01-04 |
| 584. | (noodlicious) | 135.61 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |