The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21254. | Pham Trung (anhhungdie) | 70.22 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 21255. | Keking3 (keking2003) | 70.22 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 21256. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 70.22 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
| 21257. | Julie (pinkdaisy) | 70.22 | 94% | 2011-05-03 |
| 21258. | Misha (misha2011) | 70.22 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 21259. | keppy (kexoso) | 70.21 | 96.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 21260. | Bruh (nicesuu) | 70.21 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 21261. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 70.21 | 92% | 2015-07-30 |
| 21262. | EAT (nooodless) | 70.21 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 21263. | Desiigner (desiignerkekw) | 70.20 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 21264. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21265. | FixioMG (fixio) | 70.20 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 21266. | . (rryanhh) | 70.20 | 93% | 2016-06-07 |
| 21267. | tonghua (tonghua) | 70.20 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 21268. | Gregorio (dervock) | 70.20 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 21269. | boaz (boaz) | 70.20 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 21270. | George (gkuzler) | 70.19 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 21271. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 70.19 | 93% | 2021-10-05 |
| 21272. | Gabriel (gabp) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 21273. | BB (bdl26c) | 70.19 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 21274. | Kalle (magnussk) | 70.19 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 21275. | Bryan (bryan_shao) | 70.18 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 21276. | Benjamin (crazychaz) | 70.18 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 21277. | slowaf (slwofa) | 70.18 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 21278. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.18 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 21279. | ronin (bronin) | 70.18 | 92% | 2013-01-24 |
| 21280. | fauzi (fauzidante) | 70.18 | 96% | 2012-05-26 |
| 21281. | Michael (pigophone) | 70.17 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 21282. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 70.17 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 21283. | agus (choromaster) | 70.17 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |