Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23406. | Samuel (dobbohatestyping) | 63.41 | 94.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23407. | arush (arush11) | 63.41 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23408. | Chrissy (dukkie_b) | 63.41 | 93% | 2012-01-29 |
| 23409. | Rakita Rakita (kathirk) | 63.40 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 23410. | Sharon (niebla) | 63.40 | 98% | 2012-06-25 |
| 23411. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 63.40 | 94% | 2021-03-06 |
| 23412. | Max (maxweber27) | 63.40 | 94.2% | 2023-11-01 |
| 23413. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 63.40 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 23414. | M (pepolos) | 63.40 | 91% | 2021-03-24 |
| 23415. | m (cowcitizen) | 63.40 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 23416. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 63.39 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
| 23417. | Wroom! (wrom) | 63.39 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 23418. | Bartek (barteker19) | 63.39 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 23419. | Jeroen (awfultypist) | 63.39 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 23420. | Sergej (rajotjekurva) | 63.39 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 23421. | van (vanson311) | 63.39 | 94% | 2014-09-16 |
| 23422. | (bdivyamsh) | 63.38 | 91% | 2014-05-28 |
| 23423. | Feti (eltion) | 63.38 | 95% | 2011-08-11 |
| 23424. | jimmy (phong_nguyen296) | 63.38 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 23425. | dirtypigboy (giraffehands) | 63.38 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 23426. | Calum (mumucaca) | 63.38 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 23427. | Minh (minhgold) | 63.37 | 92% | 2012-12-09 |
| 23428. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 63.37 | 91% | 2012-10-01 |
| 23429. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 63.37 | 99% | 2013-02-19 |
| 23430. | Jonathan (claydude1525) | 63.37 | 89% | 2013-04-28 |
| 23431. | FreePalestine (amr_atif) | 63.37 | 96.5% | 2023-06-09 |
| 23432. | Properal (properal) | 63.37 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 23433. | Pankaj Delhi (rockspk) | 63.37 | 88% | 2016-03-06 |
| 23434. | GAy (azndogfood) | 63.36 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 23435. | francis (idominate123) | 63.36 | 91% | 2014-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |