The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9341. | Paul (oldarms) | 48.24 | 99% | 2011-07-20 |
| 9342. | maricel (mitch0319) | 48.24 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 9343. | cham (cham) | 48.24 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 9344. | Zero (zer0oo0) | 48.23 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9345. | abhishek (abhi1912) | 48.23 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 9346. | Pete (peterith) | 48.23 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9347. | Noe (noe1995) | 48.23 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 9348. | Niklas (nilaksalkin) | 48.23 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 9349. | alliswell5 (alliswell5) | 48.23 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9350. | christine (yinyin98212) | 48.23 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 9351. | selmin (slmn) | 48.23 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 9352. | PARVEEN (khullarparveen) | 48.23 | 96% | 2011-11-04 |
| 9353. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 48.23 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 9354. | guner (guner) | 48.23 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 9355. | ... micah ... (mica09) | 48.22 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 9356. | Massy (masmint27) | 48.22 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 9357. | Blake (bd_50) | 48.21 | 95% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9358. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 48.21 | 89% | 2016-11-25 |
| 9359. | Chachi jii (shukla_jii) | 48.20 | 93% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9360. | David (davidgramos28) | 48.20 | 92% | 2020-01-07 |
| 9361. | fido (fidodaica1102) | 48.20 | 78% | 2012-03-26 |
| 9362. | Char (madgirl) | 48.20 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 9363. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 48.20 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 9364. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 48.19 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 9365. | Dev (devontheboard) | 48.19 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9366. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 48.19 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 9367. | Amer (amer202) | 48.19 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9368. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 48.19 | 94% | 2016-06-13 |
| 9369. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 48.19 | 91% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9370. | Lava (lavalore) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |