The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12596. | seaweedOrca (h17unicorn) | 41.48 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12597. | Ruben (ruben_c) | 41.48 | 94% | 2022-09-11 |
| 12598. | Anthony (anthonyjhwu) | 41.48 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 12599. | Klunky (liamrob) | 41.48 | 92% | 2017-04-09 |
| 12600. | janet (jancando50) | 41.48 | 96% | 2011-11-09 |
| 12601. | asiong (asiong1) | 41.48 | 91% | 2012-03-16 |
| 12602. | Xenia (xeniag) | 41.47 | 96% | 2013-03-18 |
| 12603. | magnus (lackrin) | 41.47 | 89% | 2014-04-15 |
| 12604. | preeti (ambitieuse) | 41.47 | 95% | 2022-11-24 |
| 12605. | Kamshat (kamoo_02) | 41.47 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 12606. | hussain (13bscshabid) | 41.46 | 84% | 2014-06-05 |
| 12607. | Ruben (ruurd) | 41.46 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 12608. | aditpmkas (davaoke3) | 41.45 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 12609. | joffrey(｡◕‿‿◕｡)... | 41.45 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 12610. | Karolis (karolis_masalskis) | 41.45 | 94% | 2017-10-10 |
| 12611. | Christian (dxllhouse) | 41.44 | 82% | 2016-08-01 |
| 12612. | Brad (radraun) | 41.43 | 91% | 2016-11-15 |
| 12613. | A(RUN) (jaguararun) | 41.43 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 12614. | Venkat sai sukumar (venkat8) | 41.43 | 89% | 2013-07-02 |
| 12615. | Ben (bccfirebird) | 41.43 | 96% | 2013-05-10 |
| 12616. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 41.43 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 12617. | Ace (myhandshurtsmh) | 41.42 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 12618. | The Lone (the_arsh) | 41.42 | 96% | 2016-09-20 |
| 12619. | (ucellent) | 41.41 | 90% | 2017-01-29 |
| 12620. | daisy_lilly (daisy_lilly) | 41.41 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 12621. | Velocity (xxnefariousxx) | 41.41 | 94% | 2022-03-28 |
| 12622. | Mo (mymst1603) | 41.41 | 93% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12623. | Ki bok (qldrmfp92) | 41.40 | 92% | 2017-10-13 |
| 12624. | Kashyap (tankkashyap52) | 41.40 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 12625. | Ghulam Murtaza (murtaza1985) | 41.40 | 95% | 2023-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |