So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6804. | Derkz (derkz) | 93.57 | 93% | 2013-06-28 |
| 6805. | em;)y (emwinky) | 93.57 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 6806. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 6807. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.56 | 98% | 2015-03-02 |
| 6808. | weicer (weicer) | 93.56 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6809. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 93.56 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
| 6810. | Stefan (ringding) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 6811. | Akshay (aksseet) | 93.56 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 6812. | Danat (danat_2001) | 93.55 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 6813. | Pishcal (pishcal) | 93.55 | 92% | 2015-09-24 |
| 6814. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 93.55 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 6815. | ashley (kodak023) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6816. | Tim (guiganator) | 93.54 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 6817. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 93.54 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 6818. | Zubey (outfluenza) | 93.54 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 6819. | Tom (tomw03) | 93.54 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 6820. | Jonathan (bcat) | 93.53 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 6821. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 93.52 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 6822. | kermit (kermit_thefrog) | 93.52 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 6823. | tstats[inbredturtle] (inbre... | 93.52 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 6824. | ⚡DVORAK (dvorak_mg) | 93.51 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 6825. | mOO (moojr) | 93.51 | 95% | 2014-12-23 |
| 6826. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 93.51 | 97.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 6827. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 93.51 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 6828. | Screw (mightaswellquit) | 93.51 | 100% | 2013-04-16 |
| 6829. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 93.51 | 98% | 2013-03-13 |
| 6830. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 93.50 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 6831. | Rohan (rohbro) | 93.50 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 6832. | Blade (kingsblade) | 93.50 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 6833. | Michael (spicypikachu) | 93.49 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |