The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15027. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 79.93 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 15028. | Damien (tilt86) | 79.92 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 15029. | forsen (forsen_) | 79.91 | 96% | 2023-04-15 |
| 15030. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 79.91 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15031. | Mike (neumatikz) | 79.90 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 15032. | kodzy (kodzy) | 79.90 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 15033. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 79.90 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 15034. | Joel (wiss) | 79.90 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 15035. | Silversting (silversting) | 79.90 | 96% | 2017-02-20 |
| 15036. | VV (clowncollege) | 79.89 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 15037. | Jony (jon_____) | 79.89 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 15038. | Find (findarxx) | 79.89 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 15039. | Piplup (caitcat) | 79.89 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 15040. | Kyle (kohn) | 79.89 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15041. | Ritika (ritika_) | 79.89 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 15042. | Nicky (nicky027) | 79.89 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15043. | Dino (typedino123) | 79.88 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 15044. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 79.88 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 15045. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 79.88 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 15046. | cbaby (cecarbon) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15047. | Brian (bcasady) | 79.88 | 98% | 2012-05-03 |
| 15048. | Andrew (tandem) | 79.88 | 93% | 2014-03-26 |
| 15049. | N (nadeemoidu) | 79.88 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 15050. | Nguyen (dark_magician) | 79.88 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 15051. | Chordata (chordata) | 79.88 | 98% | 2012-03-19 |
| 15052. | Justin (MX Clears) (shadaez) | 79.87 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 15053. | Nam (nnhoang) | 79.87 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 15054. | seejam (derpmaster1210) | 79.87 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 15055. | Maria (mariam1) | 79.87 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 15056. | Ramin (ramin2dkami) | 79.87 | 98% | 2013-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |