So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14882. | Phin (phinttv) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14883. | Eva (hewa) | 76.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14884. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 76.65 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
| 14885. | Exideon01 (exideon01) | 76.64 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14886. | Robert Bracken (whoabob) | 76.64 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 14887. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 76.64 | 98% | 2015-09-20 |
| 14888. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 76.64 | 91% | 2012-10-02 |
| 14889. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-08-06 |
| 14890. | Duchamp (lpiechocki) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
| 14891. | jjj (jolwong) | 76.64 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 14892. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 76.64 | 96% | 2014-08-23 |
| 14893. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 76.63 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 14894. | Ken (nowpm) | 76.63 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 14895. | Alwin (alwin96) | 76.63 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 14896. | Maikel (xessi) | 76.63 | 89% | 2013-02-11 |
| 14897. | BigBoiBill (big_boi_bill) | 76.63 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 14898. | Sean (drherpdederp) | 76.62 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 14899. | Eddie (lactatingwalrus) | 76.62 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 14900. | John (jlavelle) | 76.62 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14901. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96.2% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14902. | Brian (bcasady) | 76.62 | 95% | 2012-05-05 |
| 14903. | Casi (casibella) | 76.62 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 14904. | Christopher (cder3) | 76.62 | 92% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14905. | Viktor Helgi (viktorhelgi) | 76.61 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 14906. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 76.61 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 14907. | Saksham (0_lol_0) | 76.61 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 14908. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 76.60 | 96.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14909. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 76.60 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 14910. | Ghiffari (travish90) | 76.60 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14911. | Fusik (fusik) | 76.60 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |